Nothing is sacred. Kate Moss, the wafer-thin, powder-snorting, model who is so NOT a role model for women and mothers, just signed a deal with Virgin Books for $1.8 million dollars to publish her memoirs.
If I lose, like, five hundred pounds and start doing, like, drugs, and like, writing about having cigarettes and club soda for lunch, and like, my rock and roll star boyfriend, and like, my job which is so, like, as important to humanity as Mother Teresa's legacy, like, will I finally get a book deal?
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