Sunday, October 08, 2006

First Year Anniversary



I TOLD YOU SO!

Boozing, smoking, whoring and -- God forbid -- gourmet cooking on a cast iron griddle as you reside on Miami Beach is your road to perdition, child! Not going to get you anywhere, unless you put it down on paper, impudent hellion!

Roused by this sage advice, one year ago today, Manola Blablablanik was born! She peeped out like a tiny flea about to be sqwashed by four-inch fetish clear platform heels to tell it like is and then some! She's covered every angle -- from a sheepish freakishly obsessive admiration of Colin Farrell's really not that impressive penis to a candid discussion of monster clitoris and everything in between -- love, heartbreak, heels, Irish cheddar, celebrity pubic lice and thongs -- topics without which no single woman on South Beach would survive!

Her publicist, Elliot Stinkz, was quoted in a recent interview: "She might've deleted her own blog in a moment of youthful sturm und drang but she's still making it work, damn it. No other woman on the planet has made single life more appealing! She put the YES in single and is living more chronically than ever!"

A MESSAGE FROM MANOLA

Memory marred by too many hangovers? No worries, maybe it was Manola's intoxicating mojo. Here's the nonsense that became Manola's MO.

Faithful visitors, I only have one thing to say to you: XOXO and keep speaking your ...



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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday!!

mkhall said...

Happy blogiversary!

Anonymous said...

*pops cork*

Cheers to the single life and recording every minute of its salacious existence.

Freckle Face Girl said...

Congrats on making it a year!

Wide Lawns said...

Happy Blog Birthday!!!

me said...

Happy Blog-a-birthday!! @-)-)-->

Anonymous said...

I am so embarrassed that I'm late on this, but "Happy Anniversary, M!" Keep on having fun and making us laugh!

Anonymous said...

Happy Blogiversary, neighbor!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

My how time flies! You should celebrate this suspicious occasion by revealing a new pose for your avatar!

Anonymous said...

Woo-hoo! I'm late to the Manola party cause I was trying to smother myself in my skinny jeans. Thank goodness for spandex in denim. Happy blog-a-rama! I wish you many more years of snarkastic contemplation.

Dayngr said...

A year old and no book deal?! What are these people waiting for? Congrats and I'm wishing you continued success here, there and everywhere.

Yvette said...

Happy anniversary! We need to have a party to celebrate!

Trouble said...

Happy blogiversary!!! I love that song. :)

Anonymous said...

Happy, happy Manola! Just curious, do you think the guy wn the white tux and top hat is Fab Five Freddy?

White Dade said...

Congrats on your 1 year! You started just before I did. It is realyl amazing how many people havne't been at this all that long. Liek a year or less, and you'd think we were all seasoned pros.

Maria de los Angeles said...

Thanks to everyone for stopping by and saying hello! Happy blogging and see you online!